Rainy Days

Fucking burger picture owns my ass every time I go on my blog because I’m constantly hungry. It’s a good picture though … mouth watering … mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm …

Anyways. Just wanted to post something about this insane weather. It’s a freaking storm out there, and I just realized that my juice had pulp in it. I was scared for one minute I swallowed like a dead bug or something … OR THERE’S JUST LOTS OF DEAD BUGS IN MY JUICE. Fuckit.

Oh right I was talking about the weather. I’m so glad I have my sexy rainboots. Sexy rainboots own the rain so hard. Actually stick “sexy” in with almost anything and it’s awesome. Sexy is an awesome word. It’s a sexy word, just like how cool is a cool word and how dumb is a dumb word. Oh, everything except sexy books. That’s porno books. Well, for some people that might be awesome (I’m not judging …), so I guess that “sexy something” counts.

I wonder if a sexy fatass exists. Well I was watching this show for some reason, and fatassedness (also known as obesity) actually turns some people on. Like when they’re doing their lovey dovey stuff it’s erotic to start feeding each other food. I have nothing against fat people. I’m fat at heart. Appearances are overrated, and saying appearances are overrated is also overrated, so I think was a hypocrite for a second there.

Jokes are funny. Here’s a good one:

Ironically my fobby friend sent this to me. EL-OH-EL! Self slap for typing that out. -200 cool points.

My loser noob coworker ate at Cheesecake Etc. yesterday for the first time. If I were SOME annoying people I would’ve said to him, “Oh NOW you go, after I’ve been telling you about it for HOW LONG?” but I don’t have an inclination to piss the shit out of everything that breathes around me. In fact the first thought I had when I realized he was talking about Cheesecake Etc. was: “YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!” for some strange reason. I like it when people I know like stuff I like. Correction. I like it when people I like like stuff I like. Say that five times fast.

But anyways. You should go to Cheesecake Etc., although the only people who read this blog are people who have already gone. I think. If you HAVEN’T gone to Cheesecake Etc please leave a comment so I can bitch you out. JK.

Click on the picture to visit their website! There’s an animation under videos that my cousin made! Woot!

K I gotta go do more important things in life like watch How I Met Your Mother (FINALLY ON SEASON FIVE, I’M ALMOST UP TO DATE!) and that is not sarcasm, because How I Met Your Mother is terrific (minus Ted). Nah I’m kidding. Ted’s alright (no he’s not). He’s just (a douchey) someone who’s trying to figure things out (like how to be more douchey).

Love,
WG