I DON’T EVEN–
Okay I first I was going to settle for laughing at it. Then I was going to settle for doing the poll on Memebase >>>teh link. After that I settled for commenting on the vid on Youtube, and then I contemplated posting it on Tumblr with a witty one-liner, but I CAN’T EVEN—
She makes Avril Lavigne sound like Celine Dion. She makes Fergie sound like Beyonce. She makes Justin Bieber sound … better.
I CAN’T STOP HEARING FRIED EGG, AND NOW I’M HUNGRY.
This reminds me of Let’s Go To the Mall except with no class.
WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT, LET’S GO TO THE MALL IS A MASTERPIECE. I’M GONNA ROCK YOUR BODY TILL CANADA DAY <333
AND I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THE LYRICS OF FRIDAY:
Ooh's and Yeahs
Seven AM waking up in the morning (feeling like P-Diddy)
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl
Gotta have cereal
(Exhibit A: Nothing rhymes, unless downstairs rhymes with cereal and also in the vid she doesn't actually get a cereal or a bowl)
Seeing everything, the time is going
Ticking on and on everybody's rushing
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus
I see my friends
(Exhibit B: Seeing everything? What does that even MEAN?)
Kicking in the front seat
Sitting in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take
(Exhibit C: I don't–)
It's BABY BABY BABYY OOOOH
*cough* I mean
Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's looking forward to the weekend, weekend
Fried egg, fried egg, getting down on fried egg
Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.
Partying, Partying (YEAH)
Partying, Partying (YEAH)
FUN FUN FUN FUN
(At this point I have tears in my eyes from laughing)
Looking forward to the weekend.
etc.
etc.
I don't even think she's old enough to party without balloon and cone-shaped hats, let alone have friends who can drive. The scene "cruising on the highway" was particularly awkward with pre-adolescent girls on either side of her (her friend is by her right, the other girls' just some hoebag they picked up) who can't even fill up their cups naturally.
It would explain a lot if this was some sort of conspiracy to make certain other artists more popular by comparison … Not naming names.
I don't think I will ever appreciate the weekend the same way again. Especially Friday. I think I would rather to go the mall today. At least there's a robot. That's what it's all abut.
Are you sirius, Black?
WG
P.S. I was listening to Let’s Go To the Mall for the majority of the time while writing this post.
